{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}
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{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
{"fact":"Cats have about 130,000 hairs per square inch (20,155 hairs per square centimeter).","length":83}
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{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
{"fact":"While many cats enjoy milk, it will give some cats diarrhea.","length":60}
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