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Rozbitek is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Kwilcz, within Międzychód County, Greater Poland Voivodeship, in west-central Poland. It lies approximately 13 kilometres (8 mi) east of Międzychód and 61 km (38 mi) west of the regional capital Poznań.
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Central Guánica was a sugar mill located in Ensenada Barrio in the municipality of Guánica, Puerto Rico. It was one of the largest sugar mills in the Caribbean, and until World War I, it was one of the largest mills in the world. \nIt ceased operations in 1982.
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Gardun is a village at the top of the hill of Gardun, just 1 km south of Trilj.
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